What Calvin Did In Less Than One Second Last Night

So I’ve been trying to capture Calvin’s overnight behavior and alert when he is out of bed. Literally in less than one second, I watched as Calvin jumped out of bed last night and started to go to the bathroom around 12:30 a.m. And after pooped, he smeared it on his sheet.

As a technologist, I can only put my head in my hands and face the limitations of technology.